Anyway the first step into my house, I knew something is not the same. And only I realise, that my house has some changes here and there. Gosh.. I feel like a complete stranger in my own house.
Let me tell you about it together with some pictures!
1. The sofa in the living room
First look I thought my parents bought a new sofa. The sofa used to be maroon in colour. Only to find out that it was my mother bought a nice cloth and sew it to fit and cover up the sofa. Haha.. Nice.
2. The lights
Then I noticed the living room is not as bright as it was before. Only to find out the lights are change into the decorative kind of lights. Well, it used to be fluorescent. So now both the living room and dining room look stylish and nice, but darker.
This is the one in the living room. There are two of these.
And this is the one in the dining room.3. The keyboard
My Korg PA50 used to be in the study room downstairs. Now it's in my brother's room. I wonder, how does it end up there. Hmmm...
4. Mr. Tortoise
Yes, I know it's empty.
Mr. Tortoise had gone missing. Apparently my mother left it outside in a box. And it crawled out to only-God-knows-where, and no one could find it. I assume, 95% the tortoise is dead somewhere due to dehydration.
Then mother went and bought another one. But guess what? She bought a blind tortoise. *faint* Unfortunately, the tortoise could not survive, and died. So then everyone gave up having a tortoise at home. Thus, the tank is empty. Sighs...
5. Lobster (Don't know it's a Mr. or Mrs.)
We used to have 2 lobsters. But now only one left. Why? The story goes like this:
One day, lobster wants to be a hero. Therefore it crawled up the plant and went into the tank filter. It got stucked there. Someone saw it and put it back into the tank. Lobster was quite satisfied but it thinks it can do better than this. So the next day, lobster climbed out of the tank through the plants and make its way to the washroom, which is approximately 5m away from the tank. The maid saw it, and quickly put it back into the tank.
But the lobster became more ambitious, it wants to do more than before. Therefore, the next day, it climbed out again as usual, but this time it went to the shoes rack, which is around 2m from the tank. Someone saw it and put it back again. Lobster was unsatisfied with his current result and determined to do it again. But too bad, it died the very next day.
- The end -
The moral of the story? Being a hero can get you killed.
So now the other lobster became a widow. Poor other lobster.
Actually there is a possibility that the lobster wanted to commit suicide. But I think it's not possible, because they are gonna be papa and mama lobster soon. Or maybe it was pre-marital sex, so the lobster was depressed and thus... GAH!
Anyway this is insane. The pets in my house are insane. Utterly insane...
So yea, this is it. Things you would never imagine would ever happen actually do happen in my house. Happening, isn't it?
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