I so wanna kill people......NOT!

Just a minute ago, I heard another ridiculous news from my roommates. But this time, surprisingly I did not want to kill people. Haha.. Maybe because I have decided not to bother about anything anymore, therefore I just listen with amusement regarding the other morons in my house.

Ok, this time is about things we (used to) share cost in the house. Do read on to know the weird happenings which I never ever thought I would go through my entire life.

1. Toilet paper
We used to share toilet paper with the ex-housemates, and did continue sharing when the new ones come in, until we realised something was wrong. The amount of toilet paper roll decreases tremendously. Try guessing how long it took to finish up 30 rolls of toilet paper in our house. I'm sure you guys would never guess. Well, let me tell you. With 9 NORMAL people in the house, it would probably take half a year to 1 year, maybe more than that to finish using. But since there are S****** people in my house, it only took us........

1 month

Let me predict your reaction. You are saying or thinking: What the....

Yes, just 1 month. Know how? The S****** people used up 1 roll in 3-4 days. Amazing.. I wonder what she do with the toilet paper. Maybe she eats toilet paper or what. I don't know. But it's so freaking scary weh.. There is also assumption that she used toilet paper during her time of the month instead of pads or tampons. Oh well, you know, toilet paper is so much cheaper than pads or tampons. And the best thing? The toilet paper cost is shared. Bingo! So must take advantage. Gah. S****** people.

And so, when we stocked up again, this time only 10 rolls, the toilet paper finish within 2 weeks. GREATNESS. So then some of us decided that we do not want to share toilet paper anymore. Rugi betul sia..


2. Dishwashing liquid
Ok, this one is not just about S****** people, it's related to the amway people too. My roommate told me that one of the amway guy in my house came and told him that he and the S****** people do not want to share the dishwashing liquid anymore as he is more used to use the Amway dishwashing liquid. Another amway guy heard him saying that, not wanting to lose behind, said he does not want to share also. So that means we need to buy our own dishwashing liquid, which I'm totally fine with it.

And guess what? The S****** girl come and add in asking why the usage of the dishwashing liquid is so fast. Wow... She is actually accusing us of using it so much indirectly. How irony is that. Let's get this straight, we only cook at night, and it's not even every night. But they cook morning, afternoon and night EVERYDAY. So how is that possible we used up the dishwashing liquid more than they do?!!

But, what to do? They are S****** people. This is what they do best - taking advantage. Only today I discover another trait of theirs - trying to make others look bad to cover up their actions. What a bunch of hypocrites.

Hmm.. Maybe we should suggest that we do not want to share stove gas anymore, since they cook so much more often than us. Rugi besar lehh... Or not sharing the postbox. Or the garbage bin. LOL.